Hundreds of Beavers: The Madness of the DIY Composite

Bref, the contemporary VFX industry is a bloated, miserable machine. Marvel throws $200 million at massive render farms and still produces mud. Yet, Mike Cheslik built a visually breathtaking, relentlessly inventive slapstick epic for $150,000 using little more than a consumer camera, some cheap mascot costumes, and sheer, uncompromising madness. Hundreds of Beavers is a monument to the power of the stubborn auteur. It proves that visual effects do not require massive budgets; they require an understanding of visual rhythm and an absolute refusal to quit. ...

March 1, 2024 · 2 min · François Rivette

Shiva Baby: The Anamorphic Nightmare

Comedy is simply horror without the blood. Both genres rely on the precise, agonizing manipulation of tension until the audience is forced into an involuntary physical release—a scream or a laugh. In Shiva Baby, Emma Seligman brilliantly collapses the distinction entirely. She takes a mundane social obligation and weaponizes the cinematic language of the slasher film to execute it. Anatomy of the Craft: The Distorted Lens The genius of Shiva Baby lies in its optical cruelty. To capture the sheer claustrophobia of a crowded Jewish shiva, cinematographer Maria Rusche made a highly specific technical choice: shooting on Kowa anamorphic lenses. ...

March 1, 2024 · 2 min · François Rivette

Zola: The Sonic Architecture of the Internet

The internet is not a visual medium; it is a sonic one. It is a relentless, exhausting barrage of pings, whistles, and vibrations demanding immediate, panicked attention. When attempting to adapt internet culture to cinema, most directors fail because they focus on the visual gimmick of floating text bubbles. In Zola, Janicza Bravo understands that to truly capture a viral Twitter thread on film, you must weaponize the sound mix. ...

March 1, 2024 · 2 min · François Rivette

'New Girl' is way more toxic than I remember

I used to fucking love New Girl. I loved it’s manic-pixie-dream-ness, even though I knew I should know better. I loved it’s offbeat humour. I loved Nick Miller. Actually, I stand by that one. What a guy. But on a rewatch, I’ve realised just how much of a sausage-fest this supposedly female-led comedy is. Whilst it’s created by a woman (Elizabeth Meriwether), starring a woman (Zooey Deschanel) and even has ‘Girl’ in the title, it couldn’t be further from what we want when it comes to a sitcom that ticks feminist boxes. ...

August 11, 2019 · 4 min · The CineBlog